Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8