Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.