Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
His lips are moving.
Cause they would quack up.
Cos they're playas.
Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because 7,10,11!
Til infinity.
About 5 inches.
