Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8