Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
I told you it would rain, dear.
They'll get chapped lips!
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Well, the flag's a big plus
Their flags are big plusses.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
An orbyte
About 5 inches.