Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.