Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.