What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause