What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause