What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

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Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL