What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL