What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

Who Went to The North Pole?

He isn't doing so hot.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL