What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.