Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!