Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
Their flags are big plusses.
Now I've got to cut you.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Your noggin
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
They're both really high and have no access to water.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi
The Darth Mall!
