Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

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A sphinxter.

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On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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A hot mess.

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you're hot"

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Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!