Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.