What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.