What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries