What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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