What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!