What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!