What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*