What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.