What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)