Coworker Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here