Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"