Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here