Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*