Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"