Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess