Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here