Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess