What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.