What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember