How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!