How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!