How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!