How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"