How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'