It's growing on them.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!
On the rocks.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.