How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!