What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"