What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'