What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'