Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Henry the 1/8
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Vladimir Puttin'
They always turn out to be sub par.
because he's covering an erection!
A Moss-cow
A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!