How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

18 Hole Jokes More 18 Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.