Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
Because she's trans-parent
1)/8"
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
He got a hole in one.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Flame retardant
Because manholes are round
Wall-sits.
Meals on wheels
