How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.