How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

18 Hole Jokes More 18 Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.