What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.