What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster