What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank