What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.