What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank