What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.