Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey