Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.