What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive