What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

M Jokes More M Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

W Jokes More W Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's