What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W