What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!