What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

M Jokes More M Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.