What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

M Jokes More M Jokes

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.