What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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I rest my case.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Web design.

Burn Toast Jokes More Burn Toast Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Pregnant Girlfriend Jokes More Pregnant Girlfriend Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.