What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.