What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.