What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.