What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.