Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud