Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.