Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.