Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.