Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"