What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.