What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!