What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus