What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....