What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.