Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"