What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil