What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

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What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.