What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil