What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.