What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know