What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !