What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)