What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.