What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

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Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.