Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd