Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'