Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.