Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.