What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.