What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd