What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.