How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.