How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.