What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Pig in a blanket.

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Blankets.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"