What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!