What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"