What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!