What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"