What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.