What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.