What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.