Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.