Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.