Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.