Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.