Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.