Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.