Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.