Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance