What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.