What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!