What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.