What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!