What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!