What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.