What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)