None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
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She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Stay grounded.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
It needed a filling.
To improve his bite !
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Damn
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
Thanks for the mammaries!
Trigger discipline
A spear has a point!
