None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A Man of many Cultures
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
Click Turpin
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Because it ends with A-men
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
