How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

free masonry.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.