A Man of many Cultures
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Bob
Abroad.
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
A cup of yogurt.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.