Microbiologist Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.