He was Travelling Light
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Because they pack light.
A pilot, you racist.
A pirate.
A brief case.
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
A lightsabre
Because the photon was incoherent.
