Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.