Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons