What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!