What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.