What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.