What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.