What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.