What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.