What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond