Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Legen-dairy*
Because the cow has the utter.
Acting surprised.
You really have to nail it
Cause they don't have balls to scratch
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
They'll tell you.
He didn't want any beef.
Tetris
They both have dead walkers.
They are both nuts.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.