What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys?

Toby

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz