What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond