What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn