What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives