What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark