What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u