What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too