A: You make me flip my lid.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
by using a bottle opener
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.