What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

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What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.