What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

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What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.