What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.