What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."