How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Barstool Jokes More Barstool Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.