Turn the barstool upside down.
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No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
Flip it upside-down.
Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
It's morphine time!
Two brunettes and a red-head.
Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
He flips houses.
Flip it over
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
4: A ninja.
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because they don't cut corners.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
To get laid.
