How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke