How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke