How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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My phone is turned off.

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Turn off the Playstation.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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Flip it upside-down.